Tweets I Could Not Tweet


Tweets I could have tweeted on my trip if I wasn’t on the frontier of civilization and had wifi coverage since due to my unemployment I can’t afford my mobile phone… So here you go! (They could also be Facebook updates too!)

Guess where I am? @vancougmama’s fav place in the -world! Merritt!

I just saw a whole bunch of snow, who wants some motherfucking sno-cones?! Seriously a lot of snow!

Sno-cones for everyone! My treat!

Haha! *runs* I’m in Kamloops! Just passing through and waving my hands hello to @PirateMeghan @leannimal & @antiphrasic.

Made an Airedale friend at the Chevron in Revelstoke = life made. Good to finally have A GOOD memory of this town!

Four cups of coffee later…I’m still tired!

Goodbye British Columbia, see you in two weeks.

Hello Alberta. Do you feel me? Do you feel me inside of you? Alberta, I am sorry your hockey teams are shit! No really I’m not! LOL

Just finished 11/22/63 by Stephen King. Great story. Very happy with the ending.

In Calgary. Stalking you. Not you. The person behind you. Nope sorry I was wrong it was @superdalebot all along! Lol

Twelve hour Emmadale withdrawal feels like forever :C

I hate not having WiFi or 3G.

Goddamm this wasteland! I hope the Zombie Apocalypse has Internet or there will be dire consequences!

I wished that sixth cup of coffee had the following warning: You are going to have to pee in an hour, dickhole!

I love The Living Skies province! Especially at nighttime! Meteors! Stars! Moon!

They have everything here that people can be identified by huderites, hippies, hosers and you guessed it hipsters!

So Germany loss to a nation of guidos? Again? Grrr!

Happy Canadia Day! It was good to see all my aunts, uncles & cousins on my dad’s side.

Happy Christmas in July!

My seven year old cousin whooped my butt at UNO. Good times!

Happy Fourth of July, y’all!

So who won the Euro Cup? Don’t tell me. I PVRed it. Don’t judge me.

Remind me Spring of next year to buy myself a set of golf clubs so I can play with my family if I come out next year.

It’s been over a week and I miss my dog. Yes, there were dogs here but it made my Emmadale withdrawal worse I miss my doggie. So hard. 😦

Just took my 90 year old grandmother to her retirement home. She’s in better shape than I am! :$

Goodbye farm! I hope to see you again soon!

Just said see you soon to my elderly Grandma Tractor 😦

Goodbye Saskatchewan! See you in another year (hopefully).

Hello Alberta, can’t say I’ve missed you ;-p

I want to move to the Albertan foothills. Who wants to give me a million dollars? Buffett? Gates?

Mountains, you’ve been missed. Glad you didn’t go anywhere! ;-p

I’m back in BC! Beware the Anth is back!

God, the new Jalapeño Asiago Mozzarella bagel & Chipotle Turkey sandwich is fucking awesome at @TimHortons #omnomnom

I think they need to utilize nanotechnology to battle the pine beetle! Science!

Almost all people who drive a truck are dicks. I guess they don’t follow Mr Wheaton on Twitter. I need a haircut.

I could live in a town like Kamloops. Or is it a city? 🙂

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  1. Pingback: My 2012 in review | The Anth Zone

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