What Grinds My Gears: The Morons That Don’t Clean Up After Their Dogs


I have been putting this off for quite sometime. I’m usually not a person that posts his inane    and random rants on the interwebs. Hey, I saw that smirk. Rub it off or I’ll rant about you next! ;-P My procrastination usually takes the better of me when it comes to updating my blog on a frequent basis. Of course, I have been making some horrible calls on my predictions in the UEFA Euro Cup contest. I’ve gone off topic (again). Let’s try this again.

I  have came up with this revolutionary concept, What Grinds My Gears. This new special category will be the repository for special issues that I believe we should have an important discussion about it let me be quite frank and rant about how awful it is at the same time. They can pretty much be anything that makes my blood boil like how my faith in humanity cannot be restored by the shitty things humans do. Or the stupid morons that don’t clean up after their dogs in our beautiful parks or off the fucking sidewalk. It’s fucking gross. Dude, just carry a bag in your pocket and clean it up. Your dog will love you for it. Trust me, I fucking know it. Everybody poops. Don’t blame it on the dog that you’re a moron. They want to hold the most conniving grin on their faces when we pick up their brown surprise. They’re probably deep in thought thinking, “Yeah I just totally made you my bitch!”

That’s all for tonight, folks.

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7 thoughts on “What Grinds My Gears: The Morons That Don’t Clean Up After Their Dogs

  1. hey, thanks for the miles b-day wish. didn’t realize you too are in BC! how cool is that. anyway, i couldn’t agree more w you on this topic. i am so upset at how crappy things are for dog owners here right now… it is nearly impossible to find a place for dogs to play that isn’t subject to massive fines. people not picking up after their dogs doesn’t help, giving all of us a bad name…

    • Not a problem, Emma! I want to apologize to getting around to your comment so late. I’ve been on vacation to the Province of Living Skies! And yes, I did tip over a moo for you! Where in BC are you? If you’re in Metro Vancouver area we should set up a meet and great for Miles and my Emmadale!

      I know right? It’s soooo aggravating. People don’t even pick up after their dog on the sidewalk or on someone’s yard. It’s like they love living in a pigsty that ruins our city’s great image!

      Maybe we should offer a technique course in how to pick up poop? lol

  2. Confession time. When I’ve taken Inga on her walk, sometimes it is still too dark in the morning for me to actually see where she pooped. She drops one, then moves to another spot, then drops another, moves to another spot. I sometimes keep up with all the spots.

    • You could always carry a small flashlight! I usually do that if I take Emmadale on a late night run or let her outside to do her business in the back! But all is forgiven! You’re one of my favourite peoples!

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